Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Buying the insurance is cheaper

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

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Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Buying the insurance is cheaperPrinting "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday. Plausible deniability has never relied so heavily on strategic font sizing. The Details: Yellow starburst shape fills the background behind large distressed red block letters with white outlines reading "MILF," with small white text above reading "1 1 2"," "80," and "16." White text below reads