Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched block text reads "MIAMI"

Arched block text reads "MIAMI" above large cursive script reading "Miners" with a swooping tail underline

Apologizing in advance just streamlines the whole process

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched block text reads "MIAMI"Roberta's entire identity crisis hinges on a jacket with a pyramid on it, which is the most East Village thing ever. Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self discovery. Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan. The Details: Golden yellow pyramid built from rows of stone bricks sits beneath a red triangle capstone containing the Eye of Providence surrounded by radiating gold rays. A red and gold curved scroll banner beneath