Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Replacing the one-eyed pirate with

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Willowbrook Lanes sat at Plainfield Road and Route 83 in Willowbrook

Distressed red text reads "INGLEWOOD

Winger and Ziskey treating it like a party bus to Italy is just peak operational efficiency

Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Replacing the one-eyed pirate withErwin A. Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God. Somehow "SKATE, it's great" remains the most honest advertising copy ever written. The Details: Rounded corner pink label with blue and white text reads "SKATE!" at top, with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid stride among scattered dots. Text reads "it's great!" and "ON 'CHICAGO' SKATES" at center.