Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Distressed white blackletter text below

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

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Stacked green text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

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Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Distressed white blackletter text below"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold